Serenity Now

World of Warcraft => WoW Recruitment => Old Apps => Topic started by: Orkcrit on February 23, 2010, 09:48:11 PM

Title: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Orkcrit on February 23, 2010, 09:48:11 PM
1.  What is your gender, age, and real first name?

My name is Harold. I'm 30 and I have a dick.

2.  What is the name, class, level, and spec of your main and Armory Link. Please also list any alts you frequently play.

Orkcrit, Warrior, 80, Fury, http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Illidan&cn=Orkcrit (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Illidan&cn=Orkcrit)

3.  Give us an idea of your prior raid experience in WoW.

Vanilla - Completed Ony, MC, BWL, All world bosses, ZG, AQ20, AQ40 and Spider wing in the real Naxx.
TBC - Completed KZ, Mag, Grull, All World bosses, SSC, TK, BT, ZA,  fuck SWP
WOTLK - Completed OS, EOE, Fake Naxx, Voa, Uld 12/14, TOC25, TOGC10 4/5, ICC 10 6/12, ICC25 4/12

4.  Please list your previous guilds and reasons for leaving them.  If you'd prefer to keep the reasons private, please PM the reasons to one of our officers.

Vanilla - Celerity guild died
TBC - Black Cell left after the guild stoped raiding in SWP
WOTLK - GGW I can't get 15 of  25 the fucking idiots in my guild to show up and pull their head out of their asses for nine  hours a week. So fuck em.

5.  Please list any members of Serenity Now that you know.
I believe Drizzit was in you guild 3-4 years ago. I used to play CS with him, however I lost contact with him. Not sure if he plays anymore.

6. Computer Hardware and Connection.

a. Processor: 3.4ghz AMD quadcore
b. System Ram: 8gigs
c. Video Card: Radeon 5700 x2
d. Connection: TWC 10 megs
e. How stable is your internet? Does it disconnect you a lot, or hardly ever? Its stable.


7.  Do you have a microphone to talk on Ventrilo?
Yes

8.  Can you make all of the following raid times, invites usually go out at 7:00 PM CST (Server Time) with the first pull at 7:30 PM CST. (Our raids generally last 3-4 hours)?

7:30 PM CST Monday - yes
7:30 PM CST Tuesday - yes
7:30 PM CST Thursday - could be late. I have Dinner with my Sister every Thursday. But late or not I'll on when I get home.

9.  If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be?  If you don't know what an expletive is, look it up.  Friendly, dedicated, and prepared are not expletives. 

Not a fucking downs having shit eating clown shoes wearing faggot .
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: nazgull on February 23, 2010, 10:15:52 PM
You planning on switching to alliance?  If so, say goodbye to Wintergrasp wins.

Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Orkcrit on February 23, 2010, 10:40:30 PM
And hello to world pvp :)
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: cibo on February 24, 2010, 12:33:23 AM
9.  If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be?  If you don't know what an expletive is, look it up.  Friendly, dedicated, and prepared are not expletives. 

Not a fucking downs having shit eating clown shoes wearing faggot .


i enjoyed this.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Kraeden on February 24, 2010, 01:06:22 AM
I can't get 15 of  25 the fucking idiots in my guild to show up and pull their head out of their asses for nine  hours a week. So fuck em.


Then you sir, have come to the right place.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Glitz on February 24, 2010, 04:01:55 AM
I have a dick.


Pics or shens
What is your average DPS
When do you plan on transferring
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Orkcrit on February 24, 2010, 05:49:12 AM
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9118/newbitmapimagem.png)

My average dps is around 7500 sometimes lower some times higher. I'd faction change as soon as you wanted me to.

You wanted to see my dick so here it (http://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/library/118422/hello.jpg) is.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Laygo on February 24, 2010, 06:12:32 AM
we want actual pictures of your dick
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Glitz on February 24, 2010, 02:34:47 PM
It's ok to be shy.  Go ahead and transfer whenever you can.  You probably won't be able to reach me in game, but you can message any member and tell them you need an invite, they'll let someone with that power know.  Or they will give you a hard time and not.  Depends on if they read the forums.  Who knows.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Lusus on February 24, 2010, 03:11:44 PM
I Read the Fourms
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Orkcrit on February 24, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
I'll faction change now. I should be home from work around 5 I'll log in then.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Glitz on February 24, 2010, 03:42:22 PM
5 server?  If so, I should be on then, either Glitz or Snoosnoo.

Edit: Thats a lie, I won't be on.  Someone will be though.
Title: Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior
Post by: Orkcrit on February 25, 2010, 12:05:42 AM
Ok I faction changed the new name is Jakabok