1. What is your gender, age, and real first name?
homo/27/DIEGO (I’M HERE TO STEAL YOUR AMERICAN JOBS)
2. What is the name, class, level, and spec of your main (Armory Link Preferred)? Please also list any alts you frequently play.
MAIN: EPICAZ/HOLY 80
ALTS: MAGETISM/MAGE/ARCANE I HATE MAGES 80
CHRONOSTAR/ROGUE/COMBAT I HATE ROGUES 80
SHAMITIS/SHAMAN/RESTO COULD BE RAID READY IN NO TIME 80
OLYMPUZ/PRIEST/HOLY HAS SHIT GEAR 80
I’ll play with whatever character you guys may need. Some of my toons are not raid ready so it might take me 30 mins to get free gear from toc25. I'm particularly interested in playing with my Pally, priest or shaman.
3. Give us an idea of your prior raid experience in WoW.
Burning Crusade: Didn’t raid shit.
Wotlk: I’ve cleared or at least attempted all content. I still have to finish TOGC25 though.
4. Please list your previous guilds and reasons for leaving them.
SN – Left cause I moved to horde and I’m a backstabbing Jew.
I want to join SN again because I miss the racism free environment , and the respect to the player this guild can offer.
5. Please list any members of Serenity Now that you know.
Intimately? Your mom.
Casually- Voidpants , jeff, bob, Jim and Tim.
6. Computer Hardware and Connection.
a. Processor: I7
b. System Ram: 6 GB
c. Video Card: 9800 Nvidia SLI
d. Connection: Cable
e. How stable is your internet? Stable like my boner, or a horse boner which would be the same thing.
7. Do you have a microphone to talk on Ventrilo?
yes and yes
8. Can you make all of the following raid times, invites usually go out at 7:00 PM CST (Server Time) with the first pull at 7:30 PM CST. (Our raids generally last 3-4 hours)?
Yes your raid times are perfect for me because they also match my local time.
•7:30 PM CST Monday
•7:30 PM CST Tuesday
•7:30 PM CST Thursday
9. If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be? If you don't know what an expletive is, look it up. Friendly, dedicated, and prepared are not expletives.
Bonerific, boning boner, and bonanza
Another thing about my app is I'm currently a Hordie so i would need some time to steal money from hardworking Americans to pay the faction change.
UPDATE:
I’m growing a beard.