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on: March 16, 2010, 03:01:40 PM 1 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: iaredruid resto druid apppppppp

It is to late he already fell for the trap.

on: March 16, 2010, 01:01:46 PM 2 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: iaredruid resto druid apppppppp

dude i was pretty fuckin drunk when i apped sorry if i missed a question

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Illidan&cn=Iaredruid


look at question number 9 then look at this

I swear you kids these days are lazy as fuck.


Answer #9 correctly.  According to webster an expletive is:

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1 a: a syllable, word, or phrase inserted to fill a vacancy (as in a sentence or a metrical line) without adding to the sense  ; especially : a word (as it in “make it clear which you prefer”) that occupies the position of the subject or object of a verb in normal English word order and anticipates a subsequent word or phrase that supplies the needed meaningful content b: an exclamatory word or phrase  especially one that is obscene or profane




on: March 15, 2010, 06:08:16 PM 3 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: 80 rogue, roughriderz

I assume you want to raid since you are applying to a guild that is attempting to raid ICC. So I'm going to give you some tips on things you need to fix since your already in the guild.

1. Your gems... I don't care if you have a Ilvl200 heroic blue gear. You better put some epic gems in your gear. If you gear is that shitty (and it is your gear blows donkey cock) EVERY LITTLE bit will help.

2. Correct gems and enchanting... read EJ read shadow panther and fix your shit.

3. PVP shoulder enchants.....  This only shows that you have put no effort into the PVE aspect of this game. Hodir rep has been made extremely easy max out. There is no reason why you can not max this rep out in just a few hours of game play.

4. No minor glyphs... really? I mean really.

I could go on and on about why you are bad but I'm not. Please fix at a minimal the four things I listed before you show up to one of our raids.

edit

For fucks sake spend 30 gold and get a god damn belt buckle on your mother fucking belt.

on: March 15, 2010, 02:55:57 PM 4 World of Warcraft / WoW Recruitment / Answer #9 correctly

Hey fucktards (by the way FUCKTARDS would be a expletive) open your eyes and read this.

Some of you dip shits apping to this guild can't comprehend what an expletive is so I'm going to help you. Read the following links to better understand what we want for #9.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive#.22Bad_language.22

This link you might understand better "homie"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parental_Advisory

http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/expletive

http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/swearword

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profanity

So saying you're a nice person or that you love your mother is WRONG. I'll even put three possible expletives here so you can cut and paste them in your applications you lazy shit bags.

FUCK

SHIT

CÜNT

And while I'm ranting... you lazy fucks better start putting your armory links in your applications.

http://www.wowarmory.com/

on: March 15, 2010, 02:20:17 PM 5 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: iaredruid resto druid apppppppp

I swear you kids these days are lazy as fuck.


Answer #9 correctly.  According to webster an expletive is:

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1 a: a syllable, word, or phrase inserted to fill a vacancy (as in a sentence or a metrical line) without adding to the sense  ; especially : a word (as it in “make it clear which you prefer”) that occupies the position of the subject or object of a verb in normal English word order and anticipates a subsequent word or phrase that supplies the needed meaningful content b: an exclamatory word or phrase  especially one that is obscene or profane

on: March 15, 2010, 02:16:10 PM 6 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: 80 rogue, roughriderz

I'm going to agree with naz on this one. I had a wall of text post typed up shiting on you (gem, enchants etc) .... but then I realized someone already ginvited this failure. G remove please.

on: March 11, 2010, 05:26:24 PM 7 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: ixamxhorror ret pally 5.2kgs

2.  What is the name, class, level, and spec of your main and Armory Link. Please also list any alts you frequently play.
ixamxhorror, retribution paladin, 80, ret. 5.2kgs


Fuck off you cant even follow a simple direction

on: March 11, 2010, 01:23:49 PM 8 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Anabell

9.  If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be? outgoing, generous, kind
I'm kinda a flirt


Does this mean you will show me your tits?

on: March 07, 2010, 10:46:22 PM 9 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Forgotenhero-80-balance-druid

Blue gems are bad. Whisper me and I'll cut you some gems.

on: March 07, 2010, 10:29:19 PM 10 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Forgotenhero-80-balance-druid

9.  If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be?  If you don't know what an expletive is, look it up.  Friendly, dedicated, and prepared are not expletives.
I am not stupid but smart, funny but harsh, outspoken but no sarcastic


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive#.22Bad_language.22

on: March 07, 2010, 03:30:04 PM 11 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Fusionha - 80 Human Paladin

I recommend getting your shit enchanted and gemmed fully before you begin progression raiding.Other than that i like it.


NICE shoulder enchant you have foxdude.

on: February 27, 2010, 01:42:09 AM 12 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Cûrsed >> 80 >> Lock

One of my few raiders that made every raid.

on: February 25, 2010, 12:05:42 AM 13 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior

Ok I faction changed the new name is Jakabok

on: February 24, 2010, 03:14:10 PM 14 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior

I'll faction change now. I should be home from work around 5 I'll log in then.

on: February 24, 2010, 05:49:12 AM 15 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior



My average dps is around 7500 sometimes lower some times higher. I'd faction change as soon as you wanted me to.

You wanted to see my dick so here it is.

on: February 23, 2010, 10:40:30 PM 16 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Re: Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior

And hello to world pvp :)

on: February 23, 2010, 09:48:11 PM 17 World of Warcraft / Old Apps / Orkcrit - 80 Fury warrior

1.  What is your gender, age, and real first name?

My name is Harold. I'm 30 and I have a dick.

2.  What is the name, class, level, and spec of your main and Armory Link. Please also list any alts you frequently play.

Orkcrit, Warrior, 80, Fury, http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Illidan&cn=Orkcrit

3.  Give us an idea of your prior raid experience in WoW.

Vanilla - Completed Ony, MC, BWL, All world bosses, ZG, AQ20, AQ40 and Spider wing in the real Naxx.
TBC - Completed KZ, Mag, Grull, All World bosses, SSC, TK, BT, ZA,  fuck SWP
WOTLK - Completed OS, EOE, Fake Naxx, Voa, Uld 12/14, TOC25, TOGC10 4/5, ICC 10 6/12, ICC25 4/12

4.  Please list your previous guilds and reasons for leaving them.  If you'd prefer to keep the reasons private, please PM the reasons to one of our officers.

Vanilla - Celerity guild died
TBC - Black Cell left after the guild stoped raiding in SWP
WOTLK - GGW I can't get 15 of  25 the fucking idiots in my guild to show up and pull their head out of their asses for nine  hours a week. So fuck em.

5.  Please list any members of Serenity Now that you know.
I believe Drizzit was in you guild 3-4 years ago. I used to play CS with him, however I lost contact with him. Not sure if he plays anymore.

6. Computer Hardware and Connection.

a. Processor: 3.4ghz AMD quadcore
b. System Ram: 8gigs
c. Video Card: Radeon 5700 x2
d. Connection: TWC 10 megs
e. How stable is your internet? Does it disconnect you a lot, or hardly ever? Its stable.


7.  Do you have a microphone to talk on Ventrilo?
Yes

8.  Can you make all of the following raid times, invites usually go out at 7:00 PM CST (Server Time) with the first pull at 7:30 PM CST. (Our raids generally last 3-4 hours)?

7:30 PM CST Monday - yes
7:30 PM CST Tuesday - yes
7:30 PM CST Thursday - could be late. I have Dinner with my Sister every Thursday. But late or not I'll on when I get home.

9.  If you could describe yourself in 3 expletives, what would they be?  If you don't know what an expletive is, look it up.  Friendly, dedicated, and prepared are not expletives. 

Not a fucking downs having shit eating clown shoes wearing faggot .
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